deodorant-cake:

feministdeathparty:

Fellas, is it gay to be a baby? 🤔

grosezero:

blackpyrefly:

blackpyrefly:

if you arent adding things to your instant noodles you might be some kind of creature

like i think if youre just eating it with the flavour packet alone or, god forbid, without any additions, you are probably a beast of some kind

thegremlincat:

seatrench:

New Zealand Longfin Eel

(source)

a very good child. so smooth, so majestic 

killue:

blackpyrefly:

overwatch changes:

• removed mercy specifically because you people dont know how to act
• winston now has twice as much health and deals twice as much damage and cannot be assigned to a team. instead he is completely neutral and can damage members of both teams at his discretion.

frogitivity:

A threat

Hey Tumblr! Today we’re running a special fundraising Jelly Cam for the animals at the Aquarium.

montereybayaquarium:

Many of you have asked how you can support the Aquarium during this difficult time. We’re so humbled by the outpouring of affection and support you have shown for us and the animals. 

Your kind comments have buoyed our spirits as we continue to provide the best possible care to our animals and to ensure the Aquarium is ready to welcome you back.

The reality is that being closed has a significant financial impact and we can’t continue our work without your help. If you’re able to, making a donation will help us continue our mission while we’re closed.

Your gift will be put to work immediately to help us pay for the ongoing care of our animals and maintenance of the Aquarium.

In these uncertain times, we’re so grateful for each and every one of you, and we promise we’ll do our best to keep you connected to the ocean, to our animals and to each other. 

With that, please enjoy the Jelly Cam ♨️❤️

kristina100000:

kristina100000:

march better be THAT month or im killing somebody for REAL!! 🤣🤣

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